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bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

(via jrdyn)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

k1mkardashian:

i’m a new york in a world full of pumpkins 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

childservices:

me: mama? could you read me to sleep?
mama: you’ll never be glamour
me: read fa filth yes gawd

(via beyoncebeytwice)